Monster H2
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...category=43913


:bonk: that's what I would like to do to the owner.

heh heh... show by four to the fullest. not only is it an H2, it's also got components that aren't made for offroading at all. i guess it's the equivalent of import show cars with all these go fast parts but the car never sees a track.

That thing cannot get good gas mileage...and that CANT be street legal...

it doesnt even get good mileage stock...imagine what it gets with those tires and drag increase.....

Fo real....Is that dude selling the chick too? if not..then why the hell put her in the pics..

curb/sex appeal?

...uh-oh. Hope the Sierra Club doesn't lynch this guy. Seriously, though. What a stupid way to waste money on something so hideous. With gas prices higher than Whitney Houston at a crack buffet, does this make any sense?

h2 stock = 4 miles to the gallon
that h2 = 1 gallon = pulling out of the driveway

LOL

Thats about True..

Jesus, that thing is hideous.
Love the Whitney Houston reference!

You don't want the chick either, she is actually 5'7" 350 lbs. It's just the huge H2 next to her that makes her look small.



Did any one notice that it comes with the factory warranty :cookoo: . Forget street legal, I don't think that the guy who built it should be allowed to live :mach:

to each his own, i soppose

yea but his could probably wipe out the environment over 1/2 the US

LOL

As usuall I am on the other side of the fence! That looks SWEET!!! If you cant beatem runem over!! You also have to remimber, if you do something like that is because you have to much money. And yes it is legel, at least in TX. If i remimber correctly the highest lift you can go is 21in, I may be wrong though its been awhile sence I did inspections.

Could you emagin the country chicks that you could get with that! :tit:

I have a Wrangler that is lifted so I love jacked up trucks. My problem with the H2 is it is huge to begin with and stock they hardly can make on the trails that I run. With a lift like that there would be no way possible for it to run the trails. I don't know all the lift laws but if that's what it is in TX then so be it. Here in MD it's like 2-3 and it cannot be a suspension lift. Well that was the last time I checked and lift laws tend to change alot. Also he could have spent half the money on a Jeep and it would be just as capable as the H2 if not better.

Some people would say with a lift that big he's compensating for something. :wackit: