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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
hooker, "How much?" Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy
says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of
money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Porsche on the corner?"
"Yes." "Do you see the Jaguar about a block further down?"
"Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Rolls Royce?"
'"Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those.
And, I
own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting
on
the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime,
worth
every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says," I suppose a blow-job is
$1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be
worth
that." The hooker replies, "Step
over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across
the
street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a
blow-job
that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow
of
that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He
cannot believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He
decides to
dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the
whole
city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,
gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."