i'm such a miserable individual
 

i know this story is a bit "raw" but i must tell it..

yesterday at a buddy's home i went to the toilet..in the hall his mom was cutting one of her friend's hair, and i could hear them talking because the toilet room'S door didnt really close well....i felt a huge pressure to fart when i wanted to shit and so i tried to "cover" this fart with a small cough so both of them couldnt hear the fart....
worst idea ever, the toilet bowl worked as bass reflex chassis and my cough was inaudible (too quiet to be heard) and the fart was a huge PATOOONGGG explosion...after that there were 10 seconds of silence when his mom and her friend didnt say a word^^

i learned something: NEVER try to cough when you must hold back a fart, this fart will come out with 10 times the pressure as normal. needless to say it took me about 2mins to clean the toilet bowl

Bowel movements rock...lol.

i'm exactly the opposite....I'll call someone over to the door and start whispering to them to make them press up closer to the door and then just let loose!

We all poop, we all poot...the REAL test is how LOUD can we poot.

p.s. last night was a rough night for me also.....we ate at the country buffet.

Ooooooooh weeeeee!

lol

I can see where this one is going.
Thanks for sharing!

lol, nice!

And that hailarious, lmao.

you cover it up w/ a flush silly! unless you are just going for an spl record... :)

hehe gold!!!

cough?? LOL come on man... u need to amplify it while ur @ it hahaha

Groan...I do it.

Oh

My


Gawd


:rofl:

3 plates of fried chicken and boiled cabbage.....it looked like a dinosaur shit in my house.

LOL...that's because a dinosaur DOES live there!

no way am I extinct!

Yo...what's the deally w/my avatar dude?