A little Godiva and she will melt in your hands.

 

Look man, a while back i meet this girl goin to film school and we hit it off. We were made for each other. Only problem was I was still in high school 4 hours away from her. A week later i get a call from my sis in another college and she said that she knew the girl and she said she liked me if only i was older. So i got in my car and went to her with flowers and a huge *** teddy bear and was waiting for here in the lobby of the dorm after class... You gotta go for it, pull out the stops... Even if your parents get pissed and ground your for taking their car in the middle of the night..... It worked for Dustin Hoffman and it worked for me.

 

Holy 2 Year Bump Batmang!!!!!!!!!

 

Great googly moogly!

 

*shakes head* WOW