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MonkeyCube :laugh: :laugh:

Check out the whole site. http://www.monkeycube.com/index.shtml

I love it. I'm gonna go read some more rants. :D

:D I Really Like Urinating Outdoors

Lol the mutant plant....women need a guy who pisses outside!

this dude is on crack, peeing on vegetation isn't healthy, if anything, it destroys plant life!!! i've got a 2 by 3 foot patch on my lawn outside my apartment to PROVE IT TOO!! errr... very funny to say the least.....
peace

Me, I have a problem with bathing. In the last five years, I can't remember one instance where I let myself simmer in a tepid bathtub. My five-minute showers are good enough. Give me a concrete room with a drain and a hose and I'm satisfied.


I fully agree with this ...

my girlfriend is always amazed at how quick I take showers....
she usually doesn'r believe me and makes me go take another one, even though I am soaking wet:rolleyes:

I second that. How long does it have to take man? you just get in put on soap or body wash or both and scrub real good. Then you put on shampoo and rinse and then your done!