do you have any?
 

i posted this on the other forum....im probin94...would like to know if you guys have any crazy neighbors. lol..good read...i couldnt make this stuff up.



matty....would you like to take a crap on her porch for me....lmao




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james

I live in an apartment complex, and the only bad thing I can say is the guy that lives below me snores loud enough that I can hear him in my apartment.

My next door neighbor is a serious crackhead and I could probably burn his house down and not feel bad about it at all. Same goes for the ones across the street. Other than that it's a really nice neighborhood, it's just those two f***'n crackhead houses that piss me off!!

only problem's ive had was the one neighbour a block away complaining about my driving (this was a while ago), or the one across the street who complains about my music (in my car) being too loud.
oh, and the one behind me who threatened to call the cops on me for lighting of fireworks in my backyard the day after Victoria day. lol

i'm in the country, my neighbors are cows (across the road) haha, don't hear much out of them. neighbors to left (my in-laws) - we get along.. neighbors to right, lived here several years now, don't think they have spoken a dozen words to me ;)

nice. thats wat i love about the country... my uncle owns a farm that is used for cows to graze and such. his closest neighbour is about half a kilometer away, and the guy uses his backyard for his paintball business lol

I'/ll be more than happy to shit in a box and mail it to them if you'd like.

that would f***in rock. i was thinking about putting there address up....have people send stuff...nothin that would cost alot. but just send them all kinds of crap. anything under the sun. i was gonna try to flood there mailbox with anything and everything. sign them up for magazines and stuff.lol. playgirl for her husband. hes a wuss.


update again. she leaves around midnight last night. turns her brights on...points them at everyones house and sits outside revving her engine. got home at 330....she sat outside revving the crap outta her car. i was hoping it bows up. its a 90's 2 door ford escort thats like 3 different colors.


i seriously think this lady has lost it. anybody seriously wants to send her stuff...i will post her address.



james

pm it to me and I'll send her some "crazy pills". I'll also take pictures of what I send along with the note I'll write for it.

will do today when i get home from my weekend getaway.

james

^ nice.. haha... send her some "fukitol" pills while you are @ it.

lmao!!
i just got that!!
'f*ck it all"
thats awesome.

The only issues I ever have with neighbors.. are with the house directly across the street from me (downtown in a city so.. they're physically quite close). It's not really them, it's the shitty friends the young (15 or 16 years old) girl there has. They come down the street blasting crazy rap music, complete with horribly offensive lyrics and such (my neighbors on one side are elderly it'll give them a heart attack lol). They were doing it once at 1am, and FIVE of the surrounding houses (myself included) called the cops on them. I'm talking seriously blasting music, like nowhere in the house could you listen to anything other than that, with all the windows and doors shut. The police arrived promptly 90 minutes later (2:30 in the morning) and banged on MY door, scaring the shit out of me (I was sleeping on the couch like 4 feet from the door). Apparently they didn't get the memo from whoever dispatched them that I was calling FROM house 57, not calling ABOUT house 57. I politely explained to them that I listen to dave matthews band, not rap music.

The police get called on those neighbors at least once a week, and yesterday I found a bag with crack rocks in my front yard about 2 feet from an old caddy sedan on 22s... HMMMMM

Send me some whilst you are at it... My prescription ran out.

That's F'd up man...