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sileighty21 Mar 2, 2003 09:09 PM

dick teasers
 
don't we all hate dick teases? friday nite i went to a pizza place with three of my buddies. our waitress was pretty hot, really nice, and was flirting with us the whole time, mostly me though:evilgrin:. anyways, my buddies and i were gonna see cradle 2 the grave after that, so i asked her what she was doing when she got off work. she said she's going out with her friends, and i said that they should come with. she came up with some stupid reason not to go. so then i said, "well, you wanna do something tomorrow nite then?" and she said she couldn't because she's kind of "tied down" right now. :wtf:biatch!! you got a b/f, but yet you're flirting with all of us? :bonk:

anybody else have an experience like this at all?

note to females: DON'T BE A DICK TEASE!! IF YOU HAVE A B/F, DON'T BE FLIRTIN' WITH OTHER DUDES!!

pr5owner Mar 2, 2003 09:48 PM

girls also do it becuase they want to be bad, its the excitment of not being caught..

itzkcatz Mar 2, 2003 10:24 PM

She was looking for a big tip. i would do it too if u were a hot chick with 4 horny guys drooling...Jon

jowettw Mar 2, 2003 10:30 PM

howstuffworks.com - is there ANYTHING they don't know :)
 
How Tipping Works

Kincaid Mar 2, 2003 11:30 PM


Originally posted by foxymazda
Spank me...Im bad!!! :spank:

lol
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Now THAT"s a dick teaser.

UCSBgeek Mar 2, 2003 11:58 PM

FUCK!

Those are my thoughts on the matter. ;)

obender66 Mar 3, 2003 06:26 PM

Re: dick teasers
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by sileighty21
[B]don't we all hate dick teases? friday nite i went to a pizza place with three of my buddies. our waitress was pretty hot, really nice, and was flirting with us the whole time,

Dude, where you born yesterday? Rule of the thumb:
You cannot score with chick who sells you something, your mom and your sister. Hookers are exception:)

Alex

turbonium959 Mar 3, 2003 08:33 PM

She was just working on her tip. You have to understand the power of pussy!

ToBeBackDoc Mar 3, 2003 08:52 PM

On my senior trip our waitress invited us group of guys to a party at her house later that night....those idoit's tipped her $80! And just as I said it would turn out...the directions she gave us MUST have been wrong...no party!

tonkabui Mar 3, 2003 09:07 PM

yeah, i have a friend who worked her way through college as a waitress. she also got herself a lexus IS300 on her tips. and just this past summer, she bought a house. all being a cocktail waitress and being all hot and stuff. on a good night (like friday or saturday or any of the big sporting event nights) she'll pull in upwards of $700 on TIPS ALONE! in an average month, she'll pull in about $4K. she's been working since her freshman year in college, so it's been adding up. i wish i was a hot cocktail waitress.


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