wow.

I think people are sometimes even stupider than we give them credit. I used to work at a computer repair shop and this chick comes in and says the cupholder on her computer is broken. I'm dumfounded so i ask her to bring in the computer and she tells me the cupholder won't go in or out anymore. I was laughing so hard i had to have one of the other guys there tell her that that was called a "C D player"

From Scott Adams The Dilbert Future:

I want my Bozo Filter to prevent me from ever seeing this message again. And I want the lying weasels who say they took that tech support phone call to be locked in a room and forced to fight it out until there is really only one left.

i second that!

I used to drive a pontiac Gooo in highschool. Good gas mileage, but one problem, the redline on it was at 60 mph, and trust me, they meant it.