Chinese Proverbs...Very Funny
 

>"CHINESE PROVERBS
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>> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
>> ******
>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>> ******
>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>> ******
>> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>> ******
>> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
>>organ.
>> ******
>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
>>Bangkok.
>> ******
>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>> ******
>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>> ******
>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>> ******
>> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>> ******
>> Panties not

best thing on earth! but next to best thing on
>>earth.
>> ******
>> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>> ******
>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>> ******
>> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>> ******
>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>> ******
>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>> ******
>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>> ******
>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>> ******
>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>> ******
>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>> ******
>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget



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