Breast inspection 20 ft ahead
(please have'em out)

I'll get on my knees, when you get on your elbows

Born again virgin

I am straight but not narrow

Does this *ick in my mouth make me look gay?

Don't lie about your *enis if I am going to see it later!

Assume the position please

Welcome to America
Now speak english

God made pot
Man made beer
Who do u trust?

 

I saw one in a magazine that said

"My gamer fragged your honor student"

I saw one today that said
"real men love jesus"
first time ive ever seen that..

 

LOL funny a** stickers

 

There's a car in the lot out here with a sticker that says:

"Don't pray in my school; I won't think in your church"

 

Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up

www.offmyass.com

Drive it like you stole it

Real don't drive hummers, they give 'em

If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first

I munch carpet

Born OK the first time

Horn broken, watch for finger

Men age like wine, women age like milk

Ball busting feminazi bitch from hell

YOU GO GIRL and stay there

who needs brains with **** like these

If you get any closer, I'll fart

Unmarked police car

Ax me bout ebonics

Support police, beat yourself up

wife n dog missing, reward for dog

 

a great site for bumper stickers can be found at www.stickergiant.com