A bugger car, and a Whore car...
 

Check out these cars:

The Nissan MOCO:
http://www.nissan.co.jp/MOCO/

And the Mazda LAPUTA:
http://www.laputa.mazda.co.jp/

The word MOCO in Spanish means "bugger", and the word LAPUTA would be "la puta" which means "the whore".

Some of the text on the links say (I have been told):

"The MOCO can be stored anywhere." (I knew that already)

"The Mazda LAPUTA has, excellent maneuverability and easy handling. Body designed to withstand frontal collisions. Laputa remains at approximately the same price level". (glad to know they will not get more expensive)

Hey, I like the LaPuta - guess I am just a whore,
Moco does nothing for me.
Perhaps they can merge both models, to produce a car that swings both ways!

NOW THOSE BE SOME REAL ECONOBOXES! LOL


the mazda looks a tad like a squished p5......

I thought that as well when I saw it.

But there is no way those will ever be sold here under those names.

Reminds me of the Chevy NOVA ("doesn´t go"). :D

CORRECTION...
 

I just learned that it´s not "bugger"... it´s "BOOGER". As in "SNOT", the yellow-green substance in your nostrils... I was spelling it wrong.

MOCO = BOOGER
LAPUTA = THE WHORE


Now... if a moderator would change the title, I would appreciate it... not that it matters anyway.