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The Best Jokes...
Anyone know any good jokes?
I don't know any jokes because I am not a funny person. |
Three blondes are walking in the woods and got lost. Eventually, they have come upon some tracks. One blond says, "I think these are deer tracks." The second blond says, "No, you idiot these are wolf tracks." Finally, third blond says, "You both are morons, these are moose tracks." About two minutes later, all three were hit by an oncoming train. :D
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:D I got a good joke !
Why did the chicken cross the road <The End> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I give that one 2 thumbs up :bigthumb: |
Little Boy Blue...........................He needed the money!
Andrew Dice Clay |
Whats invisible and smells like carots?????
Bunny Farts! :p |
Originally posted by avro05 Whats invisible and smells like carots????? Bunny Farts! :p :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: |
Originally posted by turbonium959 LOL LOL LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: |
Originally posted by Sir Nuke that is cute....going to have to tell my kids that one. :{D |
Originally posted by turbonium959 I didn't post it man, that was only my reply to avro05. My mom told me that when I was like 8 or 9, I shit myself from laughing so hard!! |
Originally posted by avro05 My mom told me that when I was like 8 or 9, I shit myself from laughing so hard!! that is why I am going to tell my little boy...I bet he rolls!! :{D |
what do you call a bra? A over the shoulder-boulder holder.
what do you call a jock strap? Lower-decker pecker protector. What do you call a Happy Japanesse man who's father has diarea? A slap happy jappy, with a crap happy pappy. |
How did Hellen Kellar burn her face?
She answered the the iron. How did she burn the other side of her face? They called back! :evilgrin: :bounce: :laugh: |
There are two flies sitting on a pile of sh*t. One fly farts. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!" :D
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A lil about a blonde i know....
~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. ~when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. ~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. ~when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"she turned around and went home. ~she studied for a blood test. ~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. ~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. ~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train. ~she sold the car for gas money. ~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." ~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ~ she tried to drown a fish. ~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ~she got stabbed in a shoot-out. ~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." ~ she called me to get my phone number. |
Originally posted by turbonium959 Three blondes are walking in the woods and got lost. Eventually, they have come upon some tracks. One blond says, "I think these are deer tracks." The second blond says, "No, you idiot these are wolf tracks." Finally, third blond says, "You both are morons, these are moose tracks." About two minutes later, all three were hit by an oncoming train. :D |
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