Attractiveness Study
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT: A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. :yelrotflm :FU2: :bt: |
^^^ most likely due to hara kiri
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A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. one interesting fact inside though: if a woman takes the anti baby pill, she will be attracted to men who are rather 'of her kind', where she feels home at...(because the pill's hormones simulate pregnancy to the body => doesn't have to look for a partner anymore => returns to where she feels safe)... if she doesn't take the pill, she's attracted to 'real men' (those she really finds genetically attractive)... result = women who take the anti baby pill on a regular basis tend to chose the wrong partner for procreation, alternatively living together with man (A), cheating on him with man (B) to get his gens :sperm: go figure... |
"no further studies are expected." :boink: :laugh: :rofl:
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