1st dent... & its a BITCH
 

My beautiful baby got her 1st ding saturday night. Some fuckin dick apparently opened their door at roughly 500mph and left a nice 2 inch long dent in my driver's side rear door. I think it'll be fairly easily repairable but still, I ought to be able to chop off one of that bastard's fingers.

that's why I like old beaters like mine, they're pre-dented

I'm too afraid to buy a brand new car!!!

i used to get pissed off when that happened, till one day i did it to someone else. i was like oh thats how it feels.