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What's the best way to quickly clean bird crap off a car. I figured I'd use a car wash solution and paper towels, but a friend said paper towels will scratch the car. I don't want to use a cloth since it would be a pain to wash it all the time. Is a paper towel OK? If not would bathroom tissue be soft enough?

Thanks,

Go to a store and get these wipes. Mine are called tar and insect remover wipes. Go to the automotive department :D

Baby wipes w/out alcohol are good too. BTW I used the Claymajic for the first time and its bad ass! Then I used Liquid Glass Polish looks better than when I bought it.

get a paper towel, soak it in water till it's dripping, then leave it on the bird crap for like a minute, after that it should wipe off without any effort